I suck and I know it!

just kidding ..obviously I have been a total lazy ass when it comes to posting, and I know the whole sick kid excuse is a no go , so we will just blame it on my fear of commitment, ok? You know I love you , but I just can't commit to you. I am such a man..just kidding ya'll.

Anyway the party is coming along fine, and I pretty have all the 'nasty' games that will make my guests either scream with delight or gasp in horror..(I would rather see delight) and I found a whole bunch of raunchy snacks , like jello boobies,(no mine will not be served) penis suckers for the ladies, and a couple of other not so classy things. I am going to make slushy drinks with quite a bit o' alcohol. I guess to put it mildly we are hoping to have a night of debauchery!

Mocha Momma I definatly want you there ! Quick fly out to Montana and pary with us !

Throwing a Party

In next week is the other half's birthday. He's turning 34. he always says he doesn't want a party. He is lying ..I just know it. He knows how much I love throwing parties. Swanky Soirees, tailgates, slumber, it don't matter as long as its a party.

I went through the whole litany of what type , to theme or not to theme, and themes are just so much more fun. I wanted an arabian nights theme , or a pirate bash. I asked him what he wanted, he didn't care as long as his favorite cake , Better than Sex cake was served. SO .. I just took my raunchy side and went from there ...
Planning is still in the works , so I don't have a whole lot of details other than it will be a Cocks/ Vixens party, a take on the Vicars/ Tarts party that are thrown in Europe. So more fun details to come. Right now the sis in law is coming over to help plan.

da first of da month

Yet another way I can torture my husband ..dress the kids in jerseys of team he hates with a burning passion!!What is going on with the Steelers?


Ok , If you all read Fussy.org,you know what I am about to do .. for those of you who don't,I am commiting to blogging EVERY SINGLE DAY!Thats right people I will subject you to the turbulent drama that is my life , the ups the downs.. when I can't find anything to write about I will subject you to the spit up of the day, and the b.m.'s ..all in jest here..peeps!

So, whether it be long winded or just a paragraph , I will be typing eloquent words of intelligence..(yeah right)everyday for a month.. why thats better than a half off discount to see the Space needle if your blind!(a whole other story involving my cousin.I will tell) ((Later)